Incident not Accident!!

I performed three monologues from "The Word Made Fresh" at the CRE or Christian Resources Exhibition in a delightful place called Esher today. I say I performed three monologues, because I was actually supposed to perform 5! I was late! The M25 struck again! It took me 2 hours and 40 mins to get there, because there was an incident! It wasn't an accident, it was an incident! So, was it an accident as we would understand it (someone gets rear-ended or something) but on this occasion someone crashed into someone deliberately so it wasn't an accident at all, it was a deliberate, and if they had called it an accident instead of an incident would they have gotten into trouble by the trades description people!? Of course, on a serious note I hope and pray no-one was hurt in the incident and monologues are hardly as important as what might have transpired on the motorway this morning.
Anyway I got there and had to park miles away from the venue. Of course I came off the motorway and followed this massive stream of fishes attached to cars all to the way to the showground. We were like a group of salmon. I finally found the arts theatre and Matt Summerfield, ever the trooper that he is, had been covering for me, talking about the tour and no doubt a few other things. So up I got and went through, Noah, Gideon and Jonah. Went well, seemed to be a fair amount of interest and I met two lovely ladies from an arts centre in London, which sounds fantastic! On Sunday I have a High Town Methodist Church's 168th celebration and then it's off to Lymm in north Manchester in the evening! Looking forward to it!